SEX, BOMBS & BURGERS

It's that time of year again: the top 10 posts of the year. I loves me my Google Analytics, as I can go back and see exactly which posts were viewed by how many people, where they were when they looked at them, and even which web browser they used. Indeed, I'm still trying to figure out how to get Analytics to work on my new WordPress site, WordsByNowak.com, which is the only reason that SexBombsBurgers.com over on Blogger is still active.

In any event, here are the ten most viewed post of the past year, with some thoughts following.

10.

I obviously had a lot of posts about porn over the past year, so the fact that this one made the top 10 is somewhat surprising. It was about advertising firm M&C Saatchi winning the account for ICM Registry, the company that will run the .XXX domain name.

9.

Oh look, another porn post. Shocker! This one came out of a Globe and Mail article for which I was interviewed, and the headline is pretty self-explanatory.

8.

Another porn post. Is there a pattern here? This was about Google's victory over Viacom in the YouTube lawsuit.

7.

The first non-porn post in the top ten. My book hit BitTorrent sites in June (or at least that's when I became aware that it had) and overall, I don't really mind.

6.

One of two food-related posts on the list, and strangely it's from 2009. Proof that things live forever on the internet.

5.

Who knew that bitching about cellphone prices in Canada would attract so much attention? Will I be doing more of this in 2011? Does a bear take an ARPU in the woods? (That's an in-joke in industry parlance.)

4.

Getting back to porn, my interview with the adult starlet (pictured) got quite a few views.

3.

I can actually explain the traffic on this post - it got mentioned on Fark. Which is funny because I originally saw it on the National Post website and simply rehashed it.

2.

When Google announced free phone calls in Gmail, I surmised the company was looking to compile a huge database of voice samples to improve search results. Google denied it, but not before the post was mentioned on Techmeme and syndicated by Gizmodo.

1.

This is the one that shocks me because not only is it from 2009, it was also my top post last year. It was mentioned on some Palm user forum, which is the only reason it keeps getting traffic. I think it's very bizarre that people still care about the Palm Pre. I can’t complain, though, because more people have probably become aware of my book through their interest in mobile porn than any other topic.

Speaking of last year, there's been a noticeable change in the overall results. In 2009, 8 of my 10 were porn related. I'm pleased to say that's down to 5 this year. I don't think that's because I've talked about porn any less, but it probably does have something to do with expanding the topics I blog about, which is something that will continue in 2011.

Thanks very much to everyone for reading! I find it amazing that an ever-growing number of people keep tuning in to my silly ramblings, which is more than enough reason to keep going.